Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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