4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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