it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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