White coat. Heels.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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