if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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