So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Randomize
