you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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