It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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