Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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