Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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