Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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