Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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