i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
This is my gift to your gina
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
that may or may not have been my penis.
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