Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
