Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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