You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Congratulations! We have a period
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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