i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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