So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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