okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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