have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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