yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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