The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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