You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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