I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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