did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
This is my gift to your gina
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize