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well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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