You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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