I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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