If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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