new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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