I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
