I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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