I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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