my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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