C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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