I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Let's paint friendship bongs
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
