I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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