Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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