He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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