To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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