I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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