She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm both gender and math confused
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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