I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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