thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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