I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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