There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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