no, he came in my armpit
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
dude. I can hear the air.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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