i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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