Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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