How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It was confusing and full of hummus
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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