Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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