So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he was CRYING into my vagina
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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