they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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