sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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