Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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